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  1. Last-minute Tweaks To My Makeshift Tracker 🖼️

    1 year ago

    How meta
  2. New Boots 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Now get me some hills
  3. G-Unit & the Marshman 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Re-united at last <3
  4. Like a Moth to a Flame 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Go to Fringe, find the one play about Rojava
  5. Second Show of the Night

    1 year ago

    Spent 2 hours in the pub across the road from the show we wanted to see, only to arrive and find it was sold out. Milled around out front long enough that we got the last 2 seats for free. Alfie Brown - the structure of Stewart Lee with the delivery of Tim Minchin
  6. The Tragedy of Macbeth

    1 year ago

    Fantastic rendition of Macbeth; just the thing to see in Edinburgh
  7. Visiting the Scottish Parliament

    1 year ago

    Went to a talk and saw World Press Photography exhibition
  8. Saw Jonny and the Baptists Again 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Fab as ever
  9. Alice Fraser

    1 year ago

    Listened to her on The Bugle for years; finally have a face to put to the voice. Very good. Then we went to a show called “Shaggers” and it was surprisingly not awful.
  10. A Parting Haggis 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Och aye the ken noo 🇽🇸
  11. Nice Dip in the River

    1 year ago

  12. Surprise Meal with the Fam

    1 year ago

    At the Brewery Tap, the least likely name for a Thai restaurant possible
  13. 3am Start 🖼️

    1 year ago

    On to Stansted!
  14. Mood Lighting 🖼️

    1 year ago

  15. I Wonder If Giuseppina Appreciated the Gesture? 🖼️

    1 year ago

  16. Landing in Calabria 🖼️

    1 year ago

  17. Landing in Calabria 🖼️

    1 year ago

  18. I've Updated My Will and Told My Loved Ones How Much They Mean to Me 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Time to go cycling on southern Italian roads
  19. Landing in Calabria 🖼️

    1 year ago

  20. Mood Lighting 🖼️

    1 year ago

  21. Landing in Calabria 🖼️

    1 year ago

  22. I've Updated My Will and Told My Loved Ones How Much They Mean to Me 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Time to go cycling on southern Italian roads
  23. I Wonder If Giuseppina Appreciated the Gesture? 🖼️

    1 year ago

  24. My Expert Opinion is That That is Not Supposed to be on Fire 🖼️

    1 year ago

  25. Untitled

    1 year ago

  26. (Rainy) Day Out in Tropea 🖼️

    1 year ago

  27. Hierarchy of Road Users 🖼️

    1 year ago

  28. Whatcha Thinkin’ About? 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Idk, beach stuff
  29. Pizzo 🖼️

    1 year ago

  30. Pizzo Views 🖼️

    1 year ago

  31. My Newest Addiction 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Fizzy coffee drink - why did we not met sooner?
  32. My Newest Addiction 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Fizzy coffee drink - why did we not met sooner?
  33. My Newest Addiction 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Fizzy coffee drink - why did we not met sooner?
  34. Easily My Fave Toilet Door Signs Ever 🖼️

    1 year ago

    (The chariot is for the disabled toilet, of course)
  35. Calabria ❤️ 🖼️

    1 year ago

  36. Not So Smart Now Are You, Normans? 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Now that your shit's all broke
  37. Unexpected Mountaintop Gig 🖼️

    1 year ago

  38. Lovely Midnight Swim

    1 year ago

    And the view from Stalettì was stunning, but alas, I have no pictures of either
  39. I've Never Seen So Many Fiat Pandas

    1 year ago

    Nor roads I would less like to drive them on
  40. Sila National Park 🖼️

    1 year ago

  41. Finally, Someone is Taking a Stand Against These Damned Trumpeteers 🖼️

    1 year ago

  42. My First Train 🖼️

    1 year ago

    The first of many
  43. Ran Into a Monkey in Rome 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Also this man is my driver
  44. Colosseum at Night 🖼️

    1 year ago

  45. Roman Juxtapositionz 🖼️

    1 year ago

  46. Imagine the Crowds Here on Match Day 🖼️

    1 year ago

  47. Yeah, Don't Fancy the Queue for the Colosseum

    1 year ago

    Even if it is free
  48. Palazzio Venezia 🖼️

    1 year ago

  49. Sic Semper Tyrannis 🖼️

    1 year ago

    As much as Rome tries to beat one over the head with the sheer scale of some of it's monuments, this largely-neglected cat colony was the main place I wanted to see. When Caesar was assassinated here, his mighty works and imposing symbols didn't count for much. Caesar fell, Rome fell; there's hope for us yet.
  50. Old Gods 🖼️

    1 year ago

  51. Mystery Stairs 🖼️

    1 year ago

    I'm hoping they lead to something more interesting than some public toilets
  52. Mystery Stairs, Part II 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Public toilets, yes, but _also_ a big underground parking garage so I'm chalking this up as a win for adventure
  53. The Strangest Thing About Italy... 🖼️

    1 year ago

    ...is that the Italians are very much a 'seat optional' kind of people
  54. I Actually Love Catholicism 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It's my favourite form of clandestine global evil
  55. I've Unintentionally Been Following This Priest Taking His Shopping Home for 20 Minutes 🖼️

    1 year ago

    The surreality of the image is mesmerising
  56. The Metro Station I Wanted is, Um, Inaccessible

    1 year ago

  57. My First Double-decker Train 🖼️

    1 year ago

    How ✨ European ✨
  58. Next Stop, Venezia!

    1 year ago

  59. Sunset 🖼️

    1 year ago

  60. Venice at Night 🖼️

    1 year ago

  61. The Smell is Pleasant 🖼️

    1 year ago

  62. Unexpected Venice Problem 🖼️

    1 year ago

    There is literally nowhere to eat that isn't the most romantic meal (for one) that I've ever had
  63. Prime People-watching Spot 🖼️

    1 year ago

  64. Arrivederci Venezia 🖼️

    1 year ago

  65. Replacement Bus Service 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It's just like back home!
  66. Buon Viaggo e Buona Fortuna, Italia! 🖼️

    1 year ago

    I'll be back
  67. Buon Viaggo e Buona Fortua, Italia! 🖼️

    1 year ago

    I'll be back
  68. Sleepy Little Town 🖼️

    1 year ago

  69. Visiting Brauhof Brewery 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Good way to spend a 3-hr layover
  70. It's a Very Cosy Town 🖼️

    1 year ago

  71. Ooh, Exciting Personal-Carriages Train 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It's like I'm really in The Last Express!
  72. Reuinted 6 Years On 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Booty still stank tho
  73. Sunny Zagreb 🖼️

    1 year ago

  74. Give Köln Cathedral a Run for its Money 🖼️

    1 year ago

  75. If Anyone Asks, I Work for the Croatian Institute of History Now 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It is unclear if we're allowed to be here but the door was open and they had a nice balcony
  76. Old Town and New Town 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Baroque architecture in the foreground; Communist apartment blocks in the distance
  77. We've Got the VIP Table 🖼️

    1 year ago

  78. Cool UV Pub

    1 year ago

  79. Goldie's Gals 🖼️

    1 year ago

  80. Što čitaš infoshop

    1 year ago

    Closed though; until next time
  81. Unplanned Stop in Slovenia

    1 year ago

    Every time I hear someone sniff I get excited that it's Žižek
  82. Turns Out Basketball is the National Sport of Slovenia 🖼️

    1 year ago

    And there's a big Slovenia–France game on tonight
  83. Untitled 🖼️

    1 year ago

  84. Ljubljana at Night 🖼️

    1 year ago

    View from the castle
  85. Spontaneous Late-Night Dancefloor

    1 year ago

  86. A Brit, a Frenchman and a Saudi Walk Into a Bar

    1 year ago

    That's not the start of a joke, that's just what happened last night
  87. Is This a Picture of Ljubljana or a Harry Potter Set? 🖼️

    1 year ago

    The eternal question
  88. Joined a Walking Tour 🖼️

    1 year ago

  89. City of Cool Bridges 🖼️

    1 year ago

  90. Hello Rain My Old Friend

    1 year ago

  91. We Stan the Wholesome Communist Teamwork Vibes 🖼️

    1 year ago

  92. Visiting the National Museum of Contemporary History

    1 year ago

    I'm sure this will be a light-hearted romp, the 20th century was famously super chill
  93. Some Boy 🖼️

    1 year ago

  94. Metelkova is Cool

    1 year ago

    Didn't fancy flashing a camera about tho
  95. I've Got Like 3 Minutes to Make This Connection or Else I'm Stuck in Austria for the Night

    1 year ago

    Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu...
  96. Made It!

    1 year ago

    .......cccckkkkk _yusssss_ Karma and I made a deal: I'd offer to help a German couple with a baby take their luggage across to the same train, and the gods would bless me with enough of a train delay to make the connection
  97. Bad Gastein 🖼️

    1 year ago

  98. Kurt Eisner 🖼️

    1 year ago

    This weird little monument marks the spot where Kurt Eisner, first Minister-President of the People's State of Bavaria. A man who abolished a monarchy without bloodshed, organised a revolution that would eventually lead to the (short-lived) first Soviet republic outside of Russia and who, along with other leftists during the German Revolution like Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Liebknecht, would
  99. Kurt Eisner (cont.)

    1 year ago

    ...would lose his life to the same reactionary forces within Germany who would later define the 20th century. Cool guy.
  100. Word on the Street is That This Place Does the ‘Best Currywurst in the World’ 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It was pretty damn good, but I think my one in Villach was just a cut above
  101. Whoever Designed This Fountain Deffo Loved Popping Spots 🖼️

    1 year ago

  102. I Can Wake Up in Slovenia, Be in Germany by Midnight and Paris for Tomorrow Lunchtime

    1 year ago

    That's pretty neato
  103. Liminal Spaces

    1 year ago

    Nothing is more universal than the vibe of a train platform at 5am; it's like swimming inside a Burial album
  104. This Place Looks Bleaker Than the Former Yugoslavia I Just Came From 🖼️

    1 year ago

  105. The Bridges Lack Oompf Too 🖼️

    1 year ago

  106. Now That's a Bit More Like It 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Nice and hobbitty now
  107. Big Old Boy 🖼️

    1 year ago

  108. French and German Could Not Be More Wildly Different Languages if They Tried 🖼️

    1 year ago

    And yet, here in Alsace they live awkwardly side-by-side
  109. Ready to Face the Day 🖼️

    1 year ago

    With a grand total of 1 hour's sleep
  110. Nice to See the Cylons Still Finding Work as French Architects 🖼️

    1 year ago

  111. That's Some Straight-up Lemony Snickett Shit 🖼️

    1 year ago

  112. Cool Park 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Just the place to sit out the rain without tempting myself with further coffees
  113. I've Been to Little France, Little Venice and Real Venice All in the Space of a Couple Weeks 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Next thing you know I'll fond myself in a Vegas recreation of a French recreation of an Italian city
  114. Vin d'Alsace et un Espresso — Fusion Cusine

    1 year ago

    Decided that going to a Michelin-starred restaurant and just getting chips was a bit silly
  115. Cuisine D'Alsace 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Tarte flambée
  116. I'm in a Town That's Known as the ‘French Manchester’ 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Send help (although their railway-station-adjacent gardens are much nicer)
  117. Yup That Checks Out 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Mere moments earlier I was sitting in the park in relative sunshine
  118. This French Countryside is Exceptionally Boring

    1 year ago

    Although I have perhaps been spoiled in recent weeks
  119. Reunited with Minimuff 🖼️

    1 year ago

    We even have a pair of appropriately-sized chairs
  120. Eiffel Tower from Afar 🖼️

    1 year ago

  121. Gloomy Paris Panorama 🖼️

    1 year ago

  122. Fancy Mayor's House 🖼️

    1 year ago

  123. In Paris, All the Menus Start with a Full-page Manifesto 🖼️

    1 year ago

  124. How to be a Parisian in One Hour

    1 year ago

    French stand-up is interesting
  125. View from the House Party 🖼️

    1 year ago

  126. My First Time Using BlaBlaCar

    1 year ago

    Because I missed my bus
  127. Crossing My Final Border Before Heading Home

    1 year ago

  128. I'm Back, Baby 🖼️

    1 year ago

  129. Europe, Coast to Coast 🖼️

    1 year ago

  130. Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pulled Me Back In

    1 year ago

    The Pig has won me over again and I've extended my stay
  131. This Fluffy Beanbag is (Allegedly) a Labrador 🖼️

    1 year ago

  132. If You Know, You Know 🖼️

    1 year ago

  133. Sunset on the Beach 🖼️

    1 year ago

  134. Until We Meet Again 🖼️

    1 year ago

    Mi amor
  135. Very Dutch Brewery 🖼️

    1 year ago

  136. Super-old Dutch Pub 🖼️

    1 year ago

  137. Found Another Monkey 🖼️

    1 year ago

  138. Experiencing Some of That Famous Schiphol Fun I've Read So Much About

    1 year ago

  139. Taking Off, An Hour Later Than Scheduled

    1 year ago

  140. Taking Off, An Hour Later Than Scheduled

    1 year ago

  141. Taking Off, An Hour Later Than Scheduled

    1 year ago

  142. Goodbye to the Continent 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It may be some time until my next visit ;_;7
  143. Goodbye to the Continent 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It may be some time until my next visit ;_;7
  144. Goodbye to the Continent 🖼️

    1 year ago

    It may be some time until my next visit ;_;7
  145. Back on Hell Island

    1 year ago

  146. Flânerie in the City

    1 year ago

    Wandering around in my shorts and t-shirts, flipflops sticking out of my bag, not really blending in amongst the suit-wearing briefcase wankers
  147. Visiting the Museum of London

    1 year ago

    Just the thing for the man with several hours to kill and no desire to contribute financially to the City
  148. Another Cathedral to Add to the Collection 🖼️

    1 year ago

  149. Another Cathedral to Add to the Collection 🖼️

    1 year ago

  150. Better View 🖼️

    1 year ago

  151. Ma Cherie 🖼️

    1 year ago

  152. My Final Meetup of the Trip 🖼️

    1 year ago

  153. Back in the Sticks 🖼️

    1 year ago

    /trip